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Help Wanted: Actors Required for Security Drills (Crisis Actors) (USA)

compensation: $1,000/day +Meals, Travel & Accommodations [sic]

crisis-actorsE-9 is a private security firm is seeking crisis actors for training videos and drills.


All races and sizes, but must be able to sit, sand,[sic] run for long periods of time.
Canadian Citizen
Clean Background Check
Confidentiality Agreement Must be Signed

[Emphases added.-Ed.]

Details:Date: November 14 – November 17, 2016
Location: Colorado, USA
Salary- $1,000 per day (10-12 hours). 3 Meals and snacks per day, Accommodations and Travel
Audition Date: Friday, July 17, Downtown Toronto

Please cut and paste a recent full body photo along with previous crisis acting work, in the body of the email. Resumes MUST reflect crisis acting experience.

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id: 5678749549 posted: 2016-07-12 12:44am email to friend ♥ best of [?]


Miami Craigslist

Crisis Actors Needed (West Palm Beach) 

compensation: $300-$500 per day

We are a government contractor with 15 years of experience working with county, state, and federal agencies to ensure the safety of civilians by conducting simulated crisis events. Crisis scenarios may include, but are not limited to situations involving:

– Natural disasters (tornadoes, floods, hurricanes, etc.)
Terror Scenarios (militias, extremists, etc.)
Biological/Chemical warfare attacks

We are looking for people with experience with acting [sic] in theater or commercials. Film actors are also encouraged to apply for the position. You will be working alongside actually [sic] government officials to help train them in case of the event of [sic] emergency situations. Send an email with your resumé and modeling or acting portfolio to the above address.

[Emphases added.-Ed.]

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

    post id: 5674249249 posted: 2016-07-09 5:56am email to friend ♥ best of [?]


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63 thought on “Your New Career in Manufactured Terror!”
    1. Anne, funny that you bring that up. I remember when the California lottery started there was a big fracas about it. They only got it through by convincing everybody that every dime was going to fund schools.

      It was the same for vehicle fees. Those were to be confined to costs associated with road travel. None of these restrictions apply any longer. In my state I have watched them break their own laws countless times. They get caught red-handed but nothing comes of it.

      I honestly cannot think of one area where they actually represent their constituents. They simply don’t work for us. We just get the privilege of paying them.

      1. No one who swears an oath to the Constitution actually believes that they are held to uphold the Constitution and federal law. This antiquated notion of upholding “just a God-damned piece of paper” has long been replaced by fealty of bots, who have been promoted well beyond their abilities, to the third-rate agency heads, who are appointed by the second-rate empty suits in public farces we call elections.

        1. As a retired federal official, I have a particular sore spot for things like this. I strived mightily to uphold my obligations, and I think I did. I have nothing to be ashamed of.

          After retirement I went to work in the private sector that brought me into contact with government officials on a daily basis. I’m am deeply troubled by what I see. As you say, that oath means nothing to them. It is just another job and an opportunity to scam.

        2. I’m not trying to paint the entire federal government as monolithic. I have great respect for the many dignified people who take their oaths seriously, and do uphold the Constitution and public trust. What I’m getting at is what Ray McGovern calls “the Bushees” in the CIA, etc. I think that there is a bit of a Kulturkampf in the military and intelligence agencies. There are those who want to restore the Constitution, and those who want to further erode it, with endless emergency terror laws, in manner in which the Wiemar Constitution was nullified. My impression of you, from your comments on this site, is that you are not reactionary, and, fall into former group.

    1. Why is the gig in November in Colorado and they’re asking for Canadian citizens only? I’m not too surprised by the pay (especially when it comes with a gag order requirement).

      I’m pretty sure that once these guys get hooked up with one of these outfits their future is pretty good. It’s not like there’s any shortage of manufactured crises and/or drills.

      1. Good catch Lophatt. I think that they might want to obfuscate and muck up the research of “conspiracy theorists” by using foreigners (a little more difficult to get a profile on). About the money, I remember reading this libertarian’s book, who argued, inter alia, that the money given to military contractors for cost overruns created such market distortions that these firms sometimes were not able to adapt to competitive civilian contracting bids (might have been in Radicals for Capitalism (2007)- a great read!).

    1. Yeah, do something useful and they pay minimum wage. Help them with their fantasy operation and it’s over $100/hr.. No brains, just …..”experience”.

      I know a couple of guys who retired about the same time as I did who work for FEMA. It’s similar. They’re always going off somewhere to a “disaster” that nobody ever heard of to hand out checks.

      Most people have no idea what I’m talking about. The amount of money is difficult to get one’s mind around. It’s just more and more. They just call down to the banksters and dial up some more debt.

      If they took all of this money that gets funneled to (I’ll call them ‘special interests’), they could pay us all $500,000 a year to stay home, and SAVE money. Of course if they did that, someone might ask just who is supposed to PAY for it?

      Yes, nice to see that, even in desperate times, the feds are importing workers from Canada. After all, they want people with a “clean record”. With all the unemployment and police presence we “enjoy” who is going to have a “clean” record?

      1. I’m a little surprised about the “clean record” part. I would think the planners of this kind of “work” would welcome unsavory characters, the more so the better.

    1. Lovely! Why don’t they scoop up the lot of them, put them on planes and take them to some “nice” desert oasis in Yemen? I mean, I don’t need them, do you?

      If it were such a grand deal to live where they came from what are they doing in their new digs? They come in, stick up their one finger (to symbolize that there is no other faith but theirs), antagonize people and cry when they get fed up.

      That’s a trait they share with Jews. They believe themselves to be superior and, therefore, the inhabitants of anywhere they find themselves should kowtow to them. See any connections to the “I’m ashamed to be white” movement?

      For my money they’d be a lot less obnoxious if they were chased through the streets.

  1. You guys are being ” A Little Hard on the Beaver”.

    He promised jobs, he just didn’t say they would be Govt. jobs to sponsor terror….He right, you can bag some bank fool…..

      1. Firstt, I don’ t think you have ever made a Post that’s not “Prolific”. Haha

        2nd, I lost my train of thought. Damm you Millerlite and Chardonnay….invented by the CIA if you will…..

        1. That stuff will give you brain damage. It’s the belly button lint and fish entrails.

    1. My, that was uplifting! It is true that we’re screwed, at least for the moment. We should do what we can to prepare to take care of ourselves and our loved ones.

      Beyond that, there is little (actually nothing) that can be done to prevent this. The worst thing we could do is to despair. Yes, they can cause a lot of trouble. Yes, they can declare martial law. What they can’t do is maintain that over time.

      For those of us of a certain age, it could signal the end. Eventually, it takes too much energy and resources to maintain and subdue people with fear. The truth is that they would NEVER be able to do it if people simply refused to cooperate.

      One of the first things we learn as children is to submit to authority. Even when we know that the “authority” is wrong, we are taught to do it anyway while we protest. What we have learned has been responsible for leading us to where we find ourselves.

      Countering this will require new strategies. We must ask ourselves how important it is that we are free. If we believe, as I do, that our freedom is one of the most precious things we possess, we must pledge ourselves to be willing to do whatever it takes to preserve it.

      In truth, the less classic methods are more likely to yield results. Those should not be “announced” or “strategized” openly. We must learn not to wear our intentions on our sleeves. We must learn to be ready and alert at all times. At the same time we must appear calm, relaxed and non-threatening.

      We have to learn to take satisfaction from results, not emotions. If some thug insults you it may be better to smile and shrug it off only to disable his car later. If that happens you won’t receive “credit” for your actions, but you will receive satisfaction in that he’s in trouble.

      The more that come to realize this the better. One person is wonderful. Millions are that much better. There is a “tipping point” beyond which they cannot maintain control. This should be apparent. The more reliant they are on you, they more control you have.

      I don’t like all the doom and gloom stuff. That doesn’t mean that I don’t believe it. I do think they will do this. They are well on their way. The sooner people realize that these are not naturally-occurring phenomena the better. Unfortunately, alternate leaders will not be allowed. People will have to rely on their own creativity and talent.

      Lastly, even events that are not directly caused to happen will be thoroughly exploited. These psychopaths are opportunists as well. Their goal is to subdue and eliminate. They don’t care how well received it is.

      1. I think your message is “we can make it through this” and I agree.

        We know this is True.

        It will be trying times so be prepared.

        Good News: We make it…..

      2. We had a saying where I grew up: “bad boys move in silence”. Children shout, stomp, rant, rave. Adults study, practice, rehearse, look, canvas, then act.

  2. There is a reason this is my favorite post on the internet.

    According to the Hindu scriptures Kalki is the tenth and final avatar, the rider on the white horse. Come now Kalki, come now! 🙂

    What all of these recent developments really say about the true status of the planetary civilization is that we are now a minute to midnight. No, we are closer to midnight than that, perhaps only seconds away from the ending of the expansive 6000 year era known as the Age of Quarrel. Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, most do not even have a clue, since Maya always intensifies toward the end of every Kali Yuga. It has to be this way. Otherwise, very few would ever get out of bed in the morning to face the brutal realities. And so it is during the upcoming grand finale of the current Kali Yuga.

  3. I don’t see it as legitimate? I’d like to make up a disabled vet small business name or steal one like this person did and fake a casting call for “experienced actors” so I could get proof positive of actors from Sandy Hook, UMPQUA, San Bernardino, Oorlando and Dallas to apply and then bust them. Does this not look like a good opportunity to get some of the lesser bright bulbs to send their resumes, experience and photos?

    lophatt says:
    JULY 13, 2016 AT 9:21 PM
    Why is the gig in November in Colorado and they’re asking for Canadian citizens only? I’m not too surprised by the pay (especially when it comes with a gag order requirement).

    possible answer: It’s for a South Park crisis event starring Philip and Terence and flatulent WMD! 🙂

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  4. Wouldn’t it be interesting to see the resumes of those applying? Anybody got time to make a fake company and solicit resumes, with photos? Maybe we’d find out how that one woman was in 4 different mass casualty events….

  5. They are having a ‘drill’ at Wrigley Field in Chicago today. Which (hopefully not) means that they may be planning another fake attack in Chicago. Because when these ‘shootings’ and ‘bombings’ happen, it usually happens just after these drills with the Nazi Dept. of Homeland Security traitors and terrorists.

    Hopefully their ‘fake’ bombs accidentally explode in their faces. That would be funny and awesome for America and the World. That many less terrorists in the world.

  6. $1,000/day? No wonder they are not going to speak up about it – the more acting they do the more $. But I’m confused why they wouldn’t speak up if they see themselves filmed in a crisis situation that is later portrayed as real. I’m still on the fence about all this.

  7. Michigan’s Past and Courthouse ,Dallas Dudes, Celebrities and CGI

    Woman shoots herself in eye and dies while adjusting her bra holster.
    ADL Foxman reaches out and pinches Prof. Griff (ex Public Enemy member) even though he helps them by enraging the Afro-American citizenry.
    Two Texas Rangers baseball stars, Cuba Gooding jr. and Dr.Phil stumping for the Dallas hoax.
    Photo fun.

  8. Another fake terrorist story in France, supposedly a truck plowed into a crowd of people KILLING 40. How could 1 car kill 40? I don’t see ambulances or the actual detailed scene other than footage of people running and bodies covered.

    1. Yeah, there’s lots of footage of people covered with sheets, lying in the street. Very dramatic.

      In the real world I would expect to see people being transported to a hospital, even in France.

      Ever try finding a sheet when you’re out on the strand? Where do they come from?

      As you say, the number disturbs me too. They are all over the map, as usual. It’s all hype, hype, hype.

      They have succeeded with me. I don’t believe ANYTHING they say anymore without good, solid, proof. Hype is not proof.

  9. Had the experience today of overhearing the entire conversation of a Korean couple on a first date. Man had apparently traveled from Niagara Falls (I’m guessing Niagara Falls Air Reserve Station [not far from Toronto]) to San Antonio BY WAY OF COLORADO.

    Hmmm… San Antonio is of course replete with military (especially Air Force). One of our intelligence “community” is located here: the Twenty-Fifth Air Force. Colorado is likewise Air Force heavy (the Academy, Cheyenne Mountain, NORTHCOM).

    So we know the window of a drill…in Colorado.

    One further note… The job descriptions for U.S. intel agencies are rich sources of information. It is akin to researching a company (no pun intended) on LinkedIn. You can reverse engineer (to a certain extent) the function and operational areas of an organization by inspecting their advertising.

    Which brings me to a final point: anyone else notice the Directorate of Operations ad in the Wall Street Journal about six months ago? I know that’s supposedly how John Brennen joined (newspaper ad), but I was shocked to see this reversion to D.C. P.O. Box (in comparison to NSA which doesn’t even allow mobile accessibility to job openings).


  10. Pftt! Just like CRISISCAST, right? But, “oh, someone would’ve talked by now”!! Not with that Nondisclosure agreement you dont!!

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